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Peace and its many aspects

A few peace-related jokes

I’ve googled for this kind of thing several times.  There just isn’t enough.  I know peace is serious but humor is, under the right conditions, very healthy.  We definitely need more.

Anyhow, these are a start.  If you have more, please pass them on.

Church Bulletin Bloopers

“The peace making meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.”


Newspaper Bloopers

“War Dims Hope for Peace.”  (apparently a real headline)


“A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man praying vigorously. So, the journalist goes down and introduces herself to the old man.

She asks, “You come every day to the wall. How long have you done that and what are you praying for?”

The old man replies, “I have come here to pray every day for 25 years. In the morning I pray for world peace and then for the brotherhood of man. I go home have a cup of tea and I come back and pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth.”

The journalist is amazed. “How does it make you feel to come here every day for 25 years and pray for these things?” she asks.

The old man looks at her sadly. “Like I’m talking to a wall.” ”



“After a very long and boring sermon the parishoners filed out of the church saying nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons.”Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God!” The pastor was thrilled. “No-one has ever said anything like that about my preaching before. Tell me why.” “Well – it reminded me of the Peace of God because it passed all understanding and the Love of God because it endured forever!” ”



“If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.”



Igbarb says:  “It is to laugh!”


April 20, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , ,


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